18 Tweets Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every Time

1. This totally valid thought:

Twitter: @alexwyse

2. This reminder that TV is more important than the gym:

Twitter: @JayHillary

3. The Titanic theory everyone has:

Twitter: @alexandergold / whitehouse.gov

4. You, when you think of a good joke:

Twitter: @caketendo

5. This super relatable moment:

Twitter: @RexTestarossa

6. Your true first child:

Twitter: @RealNatalieJ

7. ~Adulthood~:

Twitter: @batkaren

8. This cat burrito:


9. This angry rope:

10. This unrealistic standard for women:

Twitter: @rawrsomesauce13

11. You, if your life was narrated:

Twitter: @flahertykeely

12. This garbage tweet:

Twitter: @NickiBee16

13. This hot dog:

Twitter: @mikefossey

14. This subtle illusion:

Twitter: @MetroManela

15. Lettuce head:

Twitter: @Bentono10

16. This constant letdown:

Twitter: @RachelHerder

17. Ageless Paul Rudd:

Twitter: @Anna_Snackz

18. And this sad truth:

Twitter: @bea_ker